Hello Again, All You Employers!
Here's a list of the kinds of jobs I am considering, and some comments...
1. Food, grocery, art cooperatives [I won't eat too many of the profits, or be too uncooperative]
2. Animal conservation site [And I especially don't eat animals!]
3. Wilderness (camp counselor) [I'll be fine, as long as I have a good map and a GPS]
4. Mortician's assistant [I just love working with people!]
5. Alternative energy [Hey, I'm a regular human dynamo!]
6. Non-profit [As long as you make enough money to pay me with, of course!]
7. farm/greenhouse [Actually, I'll take a house of pretty much any color, since I am also a good painter.]
8. Real estate agent [Okay, okay, it doesn't have to involve real estate, since I would be happy to settle for an imaginary estate.]
9. Waldorf school teacher [This could be imaginary too. In fact, that's why I always climb mountains only in my mind... because they aren't there!]
10. University/Museum aide [You name it, and I can do it! Sheesh, is it my fault if you haven't named it yet?!?!
11. Astrological Consultant [Actually, this wasn't on any list I created myself, but my ghost-writer [BOO!] Frank threw this one in, just so the list would contain a nice even eleven items.]
Okay, all you big-buck employers, I hope the above gives you all enough info to get off of your lazy asses and start writing some nice, big, juicy paychecks with my name on them! And, let's do it pretty soon, so I can pay Frank some nice hefty commissions for having created these Blogs for me!
Sincerely,
Your Humble Future Employee,
Alyson
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